this is my favorite thing of the day
when the screen goes dark and u see ur reflection
i want a lewey vatton wallet
You don’t deserve that fancy ass wallet of you can’t spell the designer!
whatever i still have my koko shanelle shades cant even see u
MY MOM SET A TOWEL ON THE COUNTER AND IT JUST FUCKING CAUGHT ON FIRE
THERE WAS NOTHING NEAR IT IT JUST SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED
Is your mother Spencer Shay
He just gets slowly less concerned
He wasn’t good enough for her.
i must know her name
one time i was at my friend’s house while her sister was getting arrested and 3 cops walk into the house one checks all the rooms and when he looks in the first bathroom there i am sitting on the toilet seat in south park boxers shaving my legs and we just lock eyes and i just kinda freeze and after like 4 seconds of absolute silence i’m like “…what seems to be the problem officer” and he shut the door on me
step 1: find necessary textbooks for class
step 2: attempt to read textbooks even tho u dont give a FRICK
step 3: absorb textbook through photosynthesis