Just got yelled at by my dad because after my shower I figured out that each of my buttcheeks makes a slightly different sound when you slap it so I was making a rhythm with it and apparently it was annoying everyone else in the house
They’re just jealous of your butt bongos.
I will not apologize for art
MEMO: The space bar is important.
when someone eats food you were saving
I need this on a shirt
Don’t ever purposely send me mixed signals please I’m stupid and idk what you want
dream home :)) so environmentally friendly! i love how it blends into the natural landscape! so green! buy organic imo
i actually had to google what i thought this was and i was right
THIS IS SO LEGENDARY
We made a cake for our friends that let us stay with them for a few days
We used this cool new non-stick pan for the first time that my mom gave me and then all of a sudden
my life has never been a bigger disappointment than it is now
oh my god i just witnessed a dramatic breakup between two 13 year olds
poor little fuck
i thought this was freaking salad