What girls look for in guys
- brown eyes
- messy hair
- cute nose
- 4 paws
- golden retriever
girl: so u wanna fuck with the lights on or off bae?
me: *thinks about the electricity bill*
me: in the dark ;)
this is the best image i have ever seen
News Anchor in my area loses it over a Fat Cat that likes to swim.
Reasons to be a stripper
what the hell is with this horse what. why. wtf is going on horse, i love u.
When i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.
when u realize u sent an important text to the wrong person
So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?
"Do not come any closer."
what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care