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true love goes deeper than the skin.

modernvampiresofnewyork:

What girls look for in guys

  • brown eyes
  • messy hair
  • cute nose
  • 4 paws
  • golden retriever 

frankushington:

girl: so u wanna fuck with the lights on or off bae?

me: *thinks about the electricity bill*

me: in the dark ;)

galaxys4:

this is the best image i have ever seen

galaxys4:

this is the best image i have ever seen

videohall:

News Anchor in my area loses it over a Fat Cat that likes to swim.

yung-fiji:

Reasons to be a stripper

yung-fiji:

Reasons to be a stripper

buttart:

what the hell is with this horse what. why. wtf is going on horse, i love u.

buttart:

what the hell is with this horse what. why. wtf is going on horse, i love u.

lipsitck:

When i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.

pokebae:

when u realize u sent an important text to the wrong person

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sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer."

rubee:

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

rubee:

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

plasticbagvevo:

me:

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you:

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anrgy:

inspirational

anrgy:

inspirational